During our inaugural year of public membership the society's board of director's has authorized a charter membership bonus program that seeks to recognize those individuals of exceptional judgment and taste who seek to rid the planet of patently stupid and ignorant behavior.

If they chose; these brave pioneers will be recognized as charter members in The Society for the Creative Repression of Arrogant People’s permanent record as contributing observers and nominators of particular distinction in establishing the listings there.

The Charter membership package includes all of the following:

1. Four (4) nominations for the annual Golden Onager Award. These nominations may be in any category. Remember they automatically are recognized as Golden Asses and receive their award.
2. A Golden Ass Award T-Shirt recognizing you as a member of S. C. R. A. P.
3. A laminated membership card.
4. A 10% lifetime discount on all Golden Ass Award merchandise including future nominations and new products.
5. A Golden Ass Award black coffee cup emblazoned in gold with our logo.
6. 100 Golden Ass Award "Warning Cards".

GENERAL MEMBERSHIP

General Membership now includes the following:

1. One free nomination for the Golden Onager Award given to the Golden Ass of your choice.
2. A laminated membership card recognizing you as a member in good standing of S. C. R. A. P.
3. A 10% discount on all future nominations and products.
4. 50 Golden Ass Warning Cards to be distributed to deserving candidates by you.