Those individuals who through their own diligent efforts and display of selfless contrition and general recovery from their previous affliction which resulted in their nomination for The Golden Ass Award, is hereby recognized as an

OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE INTERNATIONAL RECOVERED GOLDEN ASSES CLUB!

Each of these former practicing Golden Asses have completed S. C. R. A. P.'s comprehensive 2 Step Program..

 (we thought we would make it as easy as possible for them)... 

Step 1. 

Each former Golden Ass candidate must mend their ways in such a manner as to assure that they acknowledge the error of their ways and admit it in writing.

By doing so they will encourage others not so inclined to follow their now shining example of how even a lifelong practicing GOLDEN ASS can be SAVED!

Step 2. 

Each candidate is given the opportunity to prove their true redemption by contributing $10.00 to the charity of their choice from our list of officially recognized not-for profit charity organizations.

Who knows... maybe some of our recovered Asses may REALLY want to outdo themselves and chose to contribute to ALL of the charities!