Golden Ass Award About Us

The Golden Ass Award

and

The Golden Onager Award

The Society for the Creative Repression of Arrogant People

( S.C.R.A.P.)

... has now made it possible for the public at large to nominate individuals for each of these awards. By doing so the public will help further the goals of this noble organization, foremost of which is the elimination of arrogant and asinine behavior by the arrogant stupid asses of the world.

Now you can make a permanent statement of disgust toward the outrageous jerks that have found their way into your personal life and your life at work or school. You can recognize those idiots who have made public and private displays of arrogance, bad faith or stupidity and single them out for humiliation or simply make them the butt (pun intended) of a good joke. You can personally nominate them for the annual

The Golden Onager Award

(An Onager is a wild Ass, native to the Middle East and North Africa known

throughout history for its nasty disposition and unpredictable behavior.)

Each person nominated for the annual

The Golden Onager Award

is automatically declared a

"Golden Ass"

As a result of being a declared a "Golden Ass"they receive:

1.) A colorful 8 ½" x 11" certificate of

email: info@goldenassaward.com